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Hi...
I'm a shy country girl from Australia with a soft spot for chocolate and kittens. I don't go out much as I really don't like people... seriously, other people annoy me to no end and I can't stand their constant obsession with power and its hosts (money, sex, position, possessions). I have never understood it and couldn't care less about those things. I do, however, love my family and select group of friends. To them I am fiercely loyal, mothering and, some of the time, a big doormat. I would do anything for them. As you might have guessed, as I hate humans, that I am a animal lover to the extreme. I get upset if I have to kill a fly.

I'm a dreamer and writer with a sensitive artist's soul. Have yet to find a career path but hope that novelist will be included somewhere down the line. I tend to get obsessed with fandoms quite easily but not to the point of fanatical as the intensity of a new obsession usually fades after a while until the fandom is simply added to the list of ones I love (of which there is many).

Guess I should tell you a little about my fanfiction huh?
To start with, I'm a hopeless romantic. There is nothing better than a good love story. Therefore most, if not all of my writing will be romance. Even if it has a bigger storyline there will still be a romantic pairing at the heart of it. I can't help it... I LOVE love.

Secondly, I have a bit of a good girl/bad boy thing. Ok, so my shrink calls it an obsession. Pffht, what would he know? Anyhoo, I think every good, nerdy girl like myself has dreamed of landing her own bad guy. Mum said it was a phase I'd get over...six years ago.

Most importantly is my stance on canon pairings. Now don't get me wrong, I do ship canon. I just won't write it. Well not final canon anyway. By that I mean canon pairings that are still together at the end of the movie, last page of the book or final scene of the final ever episode of a show. If my couple are together when the curtain closes I am overjoyed and see no reason to write about them. I write to vent my frustration about the couples that didn't make it to the end or were never given the chance by their creator.

I also make fanvids which I post on youtube, with download links on my website. I have a hard time finding inspiration for my vids but once I do, I spend all my time working on it until it's finished. I use WMM so there really isn't much effects to them as the damn program freezes if I try anything too fancy. But I do try to tell a story and will be the first to admit that I'm a little too literal with lyrics sometimes. That's the way I like it! (BSB moment).


FEEL FREE TO FRIEND ME!!!


FanFiction.net ~ http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1396723/Jadeaffection
Adult fanfiction.net ~ http://hp.adultfanfiction.net/authors.php?no=1296841174
Youtube ~ http://au.youtube.com/user/Jadeaffection


SHIPS:
Harry Potter
Canon~
Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
Oliver/Quidditch
Non-canon~
Dramione (bad boy/good girl, screw canon)
George/Hermione (he could loosen her up)
Neville/Luna (awwwwww)
Draco/Luna (a little naughty)
George/Luna (sooo cute)
Oliver/Hermione (just cause)
Cedric/Hermione (see above)
Slash~
Cedric/Oliver (yummy)
Oliver/George or Fred or Both (not too much twincest though)
Cedric/George or Fred or Both (as above, its a bit icky)

Twilight~
Edward Cullen/Me (who wouldn't)
Jasper/Alice (too cute)
Edward/Alice (Bella shits me)
Jasper/Bella (yet this would be interesting)
Edward/Jasper (hot)
Edward/Jacob (why the hell not... forget Bella, You two elope)
Garret/Kate (random, brief and totally adorable)
Rosalie/Jacob (I don't much like her but could you imagine the HOT hate!sex)

Smallville~
Lex/Chloe (again good girl/bad boy)
Oliver/Chloe (have you seen Justin Hartley?)
Lois/Clark (duh)
Lana/someone far far away (hate her)

Random~
Doctor(Ten)/Donna: Doctor Who (go the redhead and who dosen't want in David's pants?)
Owen/Tosh: Torchwood (seriously people, get with it!)
Gwen/Rhys: Torchwood (1. I adore Rhys and just want him to be happy and 2. it stops that cow putting her filthy hands on Jack!)
Daniel/Betty: Ugly Betty (need I say it again?)
Zuko/Katara: Avatar (bb/gg)
Veronica/Logan: Veronica Mars (Logan is HOT)
Logan/Mac: Veronica Mars (me saying it is getting a little old)
Buffy/Angel or Spike (just get with a hot vamp already)
Hawkeye/Margaret: MASH (sexual tension much?)
Pacey/Joey: Dawson's creek (forever and always)
Ray/Neela: ER (Roomies forever)
Abby/McGee: NCIS (geek love)
Penny/Sheldon: Big Bang Theory (screw Leonard, Sheldon's adorable)
Ryan/Kelsi: High School Musical (Love Ryan,if he's not gay at least he bagged the best girl)
Jayne/River: Firefly/Serenity ( it's just naughty)

Random Slash~
Dean/Castiel: Supernatural(if you had told me a year ago I would be shipping Dean with a guy, I would have called you crazy but now... Omg these two are hot! Quite possibly my biggest OTP. I may cry if the don't end up as at least friends)
Jack/Ianto: Torchwood (makes me go a little weak kneed just thinking 'bout it)
Daniel/Cameron: Stargate SG1 (can we say chemistry?)
Tony/Maxxie: Skins (a ridiculosly hot M/M couple WITH canon support)
Will/Finn: Glee (so wrong, it's hot. and they are both gorgeous!)
Kurt/Puck: Glee ( tell me you don't see it!)



I'm sure there's more but this will do for now. xx

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